I am going to warn you right up front: I will be using the rather graphic words “poop” and “poopation” and “poopinating” and that might...

Nov 27, 2016 I went to church today. It’s Sunday, three days after Thanksgiving and Advent is now officially underway. This Sunday’s...

You’ve all been there; at least those of you who grocery shop. I grocery shop. Not because I am a good and thoughtful husband; that ended...

There are some things I should not be permitted to do. For example (and there are endless examples) using a chainsaw after drinking...

WARNING: Wear your mask while reading this. Due to COVID-19 and for your protection while typing this edition of the Bergland Bugle, I am...

Let’s face it. Riots and vandalism and murder and mayhem notwithstanding, old people driving is a one of the truest threats to society....

I confess: I am the one who leaves that cart in the checkout aisle at Lowes or Home Depot. Today I left a cart with only two cans of...

I am watching the great American riots. I am a docile old white guy, so I am having a bit of difficulty understanding the process, but as...

There is nearly always some good that derives from bad circumstances. Agathokakological is the word that comes to mind. I have had a...

Hand Disinfectants, Tequila and Applied Algebra Those alcohol disinfectants heretofore mostly ignored on the grocery store shelf are now...

Six feet! How many of us really know what is six feet? I for years thought I was six feet tall, despite what those telling pencil marks...

Now, along with Charmin and Wonder Bread, yet another shelf is suddenly devoid of what has turned out to be a critical product… Clairol....

Face masks! They are literally everywhere thanks to the worldwide pandemic. This must make all convenience store clerks and bank tellers...